I have a presentation today and I decided I should wear a Halloween tie. Something with pumpkins or even a musical tie with ghosts that said "Boo" when you pushed a button. I looked in three stores by myself, then went to the mall with my wife and looked in a half dozen or more.
We saw Halloween clothes for women and children, but nothing for men. I guess men just aren't meant to be festive.
Happy Halloween from an unfestive presenter.